normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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