We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
should my penis look like a turkey
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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