Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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