This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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