You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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