please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
