Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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