Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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