Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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