Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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