party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
There's even glitter on my cock...
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