I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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