But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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