I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
