actually, I'm a sock model
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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