I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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