hotel room ftw
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
