So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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