Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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