put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We have so much sex to catch up on
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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