toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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