: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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