I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
This baby is an asshole
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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