At least make sure they are 18
Why
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
