Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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