i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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