Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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