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yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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