I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He kissed a someone with a penis
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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