can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
