WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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