Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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