Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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