Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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