She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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