It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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