"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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