whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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