Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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