At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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