hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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