Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Farmville is her only friend.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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