If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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