He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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