Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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