dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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