i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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