sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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