The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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