my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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