Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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