Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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