What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize