What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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